Are you ready for some terrible projects? Suffice to say, these are some of the best worst things we’ve seen – and we’re doing our best to collect a few of our favourites for this internet web page here!
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Highlighted Projects
2023 Projects
Airsoft shirt
Making a padded shirt for airsoft so I don’t feel as much pain when I get shot by a pellet Created by Tim Cheng …
Sleep is a Crime™️
Johnny made it to his 8am lecture running on 3 hours of sleep and zero caffeine. He’s nodding off and not paying attention to what…
Mist Opportunity
Our brand spanking new product called “The Mist Opportunity” cuts out the useless fluff that comes with regular irrigation systems! The Mist Opportunity comes with…
Phone Lamp
💡 Lamp from a Phone 💡 Created by Shaun Cole-Baker and Coco Chen …
E-Readinator
Our group asked why reading can be so boring and it’s so easy to get distracted? We realised that’s because the TEXT looks so boring!…
Milk Aromatherapy
Milk Aromatherapy Are you feeling stressed or tired? Consider trying milk aromatherapy for a relaxing and rejuvenating experience! Milk has been used for centuries as…
Clip on Jandals
Introducing the perfect addition to your cycling gear – clip on bike jandals! Say goodbye to uncomfortable and bulky cycling shoes and hello to the…
Boat Ownership Simulator 2024
Simulate the experience of owning a boat Created by Minh Phu Lai, Oliver Cooper, and Walter Lim Built by Oliver Cooper, Minh Phu Lai, and Walter Lim. Demo:…
The Outernet Experience – Tech for People who hate tech
The Outernet Experience is Tech for People Who Hate Tech. The setup allows you to live the lifestyle of the most advanced tech user and partake…
Memorial piñata (piñata la muerte)
People think that piñatas are just for birthdays, but we’re here to bust that misconception wide open with our funeral piñatas! Put the fun into…
The Dumb Bells
We have a very annoying dumbbell that taunts you and makes weird noises throughout your workout. It is also very uncomfortable to hold. The dumbbell…
Emotionally Needy Appliances
Taking away the controls of your appliances and giving them to a rather lazy voice assistant. Created by Questionable Research Labs …
Things.co.nz
A website that checks Stuff.co.nz at regular intervals, and generates funnier and more bizarre versions of them. It uses ChatGPT (technically OpenAI) to generate the…
2022 Projects
PUNgeons and Drag-Ons
PUNgeons and Drag-Ons – By
An RPG Supplement filled with forty-six pages of terrible, no good, very bad monsters and races. Highlights include:
- Road with Legs (18 AC)
- Food Elementals (Chocolate, Smore, Marshmellow, Graham Cracker)
- Vampiric Cow (10 AC)
- Goose Hydra
Strapping a tattoo gun to a blind robot
CNC Tattoo Machine – by the Not Tattooists
It kind of is just what the title suggests. What happens when you put a tattoo gun on a robot arm and try to convince it to tattoo people? Not good things, apparently.
Planetary Alignment-based GPA Estimates
GPAstro – by Lords of the Great Elephants
Brought to you by an astrophysicist and a telescope owner, GPAstro uses planetary science originating from earlier than Ancient Greece, used by great scholars such as Aristotle, Ptolemy, and Kepler, to predict the GPA of your future child by the date and time of their conception.
World’s longest top hat
Not a very good project – by Zac
Sadly the real worlds tallest hat is somewhat longer, but we can probably claim tallest top hat in Auckland? Really, this one isn’t the best project, but it had a hidden microphone for presenting duct taped inside it, and that worked pretty well.
That’s all for now!
Keep an eye out on this page for more terrible projects as we continue to collect them 😊